2008 Ropes Vow Not to Suck
2008 Schedule:
Week 1 - WIN 16-0
Week 2 - RAINOUT
Week 3 - May 28 Wed 6:30 vs. Fatcats
Week 4 - June 3 Tue 8:00 vs. Majors
Week 5 - June 11 Wed 8:00 vs. Donkeys
Week 6 - June 18 Wed 8:00 vs. Sports Zone
Week 7 - June 24 Tue 6:30 vs. Golden Snappas
Week 8 - Bye
Week 9 - July 7 Mon 6:30 vs. The Pizza Man
Week 9 - July 9 Wed 6:30 vs. something softball
Week 10 - July 18 Fri 8:00 vs. Avenue
Week 11 - Bye (trying to change game to Fri July 25 6:30)
Week 12 - Bye
Week 13 - Aug 5 Tue 8:00 vs. Dead Man Inc.
Week 13 - Aug 6 Wed 8:00 vs. Seagulls (game may change to week 11)
Week 14 - Aug 15 Fri 8:00 Rated R
Week 15 - Aug 20 Wed 6:30 Riderz
Week 16 - Aug 29 Fri 8:00 Shaddycack
Week 17 - Bye again!!!
Week 18 - Sept 8 Mon 6:30 The Crush
Playoffs
Sept 12 - Sept 19 (first round)
Sept 22 - Sept 24 (semi finals)
Sept 25 - Sept 27 (Finals)
Its time for the 2008 Ropes to begin the pre-season warm ups/training session with a new line up:
1. Scott - OF
2. Ass. Coach - 1B
3. New Guy Jay
4. Coach Nick - Pitcher
5. Johnny - SS/3B/OF
6. Matt - 3B/SS
7. Kim - OF/2B
8. Swid - OF
9. Davis - OF
10. Katie - Catcher
11. Steve - 2B/3B
Venue: Joker’s Lounge Dracut MA
Sport: Beer league Softball - An organized sports venue in which participants focus their efforts on both the event at hand and the post and pre-game ceremonies which include large consumptions of alcoholic beverages. Generally, these athletes take their involvement too seriously, comparing themselves to professional athletes. The post game ritual of sitting around several pitchers full of beer bullshitting about skill level or lack thereof is as important as the game itself. Sportsmanship, camaraderie and competition are the key elements. Amateur baseball or slow pitch softball league. derives its name due to the fact many of the players tend to be overweight and/or of below average physical condition, and consume massive quantities of beer. Only the key team allow smoking on the field by one or many players.
May 8th, 2008 at 10:51 am
I am very worried about the line-up and overall timing of this years team. Scott has busted out a few kids and he is on fulltime dad duty. Ass coach is getting married and studing how to put out fires with his hose, New Guy Jay is a new guy and his name is Jay, Nick is a mess with several jobs and baby mommas running around, Matt has not gotten his heartrate past 12 since last season, Swid had a kid and will never be seen again, Steve is coming out of his retirement to help but it may be a lost cause. Only time will tell.
May 8th, 2008 at 11:04 am
CACA
May 8th, 2008 at 11:19 am
I like money.
May 8th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
I am very excite for a new season. With no practice and hot off an intense bowling league, the Ropes will no doubt perform to their high expectations. As for my commitment; my priorities are all for the high-powered Ropes.
May 8th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
This is the year the ropes return to glory. We should sell “ROPE NATION” bracelets or something gay like that to pay for all the balls that we will be making muddy this year…
May 8th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
I am a little bit scared to hear Matt talk about getting his balls muddy.
May 8th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Balls get muddy only when you do a tubgirl on the internet. 2 Matts 1 cup
May 8th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Yes it is true. WE have a Frozen Ropes softball team who is returning ten starters and nine of them who took the title just three years ago. With the addition of “Home Run” Jay, they should have an outstanding season. Let’s just hope they aren’t playing at the same time as the future World Champion Boston Celtics.
Also, Joe Buck sucks cock.
May 8th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
I heard there is a world class fence being erected at Jokers Park.
May 8th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
MATT LICK MY COCK SWEET
May 8th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
I am going to smoke more buts in 10 min than my brother going to hit hr. there is no way that short bastard is going to hit more than three hr
May 8th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
Please let me play for the world class Frozen Ropes. I will do ANYTHING to be added to the most amazing softball team this side of the Merrimack. Please let me join, I will even lick cock sweet!
May 9th, 2008 at 9:41 am
Donnie just jumped the shark with that last offer.
May 9th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
Donnie doesn’t deserve to join the already amazing Frozen Ropes. That is unless he buys 5 pitchers of Miller Lite.
May 9th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Can I join the team as well? I will just sit in Donnie’s mouth and cheer the team on.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
I’m jealous of that Cig Butt.
May 12th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
BREAKING NEWS…………FROZEN ROPES OFF TO A HOT START ON A COLD NIGHT
ROPES DOMINATE 16-0
May 13th, 2008 at 1:16 am
does anybody think donnie number should be 3xl instead of a number?
May 13th, 2008 at 2:27 am
WTF is that true? 16 to nothing?
Ohh ok I get it. No one showed up?
May 13th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
3XL? How about 5XL
May 13th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Great defensive line by Sean Converse Davis, 3 chances 1 error, 2 outfield assists.
May 14th, 2008 at 9:27 am
Wow…first game and the RF is taking shots?
May 14th, 2008 at 9:38 am
Hi team! Happy Wednesday! Thank you for my medium
May 14th, 2008 at 9:51 am
Yeah the RF is used to taking shots……usually from large black men who went to school in Kentucky
May 14th, 2008 at 10:17 am
If Donnie is going to continue to play, he has to pay up.
May 14th, 2008 at 10:17 am
I think #33 is wicked hot.
May 14th, 2008 at 10:45 am
I am actually from Kentucky and have never entered any orifice on your all-star RF.
May 14th, 2008 at 10:59 am
Yes you did. You were on those drugs again and don’t remember.
May 14th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
That Donnie is HOT…I love big men.
May 14th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
OK for real, who wrote that last one?
May 14th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
There is going to be a Physical Fitness schedule and a mandatory agilities test. It involves running to first base without limping, hacking up a lung, stopping to smoke a cigerette, or wearing jeans.
May 15th, 2008 at 9:36 am
Donnie’s number should be 01826, anyone get a schedule. I love cock sweet
May 15th, 2008 at 9:56 am
I am ready for the game Friday night. No errors so far from me. You all suck.
May 15th, 2008 at 10:08 am
Matt can’t play Friday because I now control him and he has to clean the toliet! He sucks too.
May 15th, 2008 at 11:24 am
Me love rope long time. You team nice good. I never seen no team shutout in beer league. I love gamble, bet many ones on you team. GO ROPES!!!!
May 15th, 2008 at 11:40 am
No toilet cleaning for me. The only thing I clean up are ground balls on the left side of the infield
May 15th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
Does Matt have to get a permission slip signed before each game now that he is engaged?
May 15th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Just for the record - I think anyone from Dracut is a huge homo.
May 15th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
I am finger licking good!
May 15th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Matt is my best friend. Him and Donnie’s Cig Butts of course.
May 15th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Donnie is not!
May 16th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Did you guys get rid of Donnie yet?
May 16th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Please get rid of Don Don…I can’t take it anymore
May 16th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Just visualize throwing strikes on the outside corner. Focus on the outside corner. Then on the occasional hit imagine your stellar defense
making plays. I gotta say, this new defensive lineup is money. I am glad everyone moved without incident. I’m glad Saint unretired. I’m
glad Manny hi-fived that fan then doubled up Aubrey Huff - that was effin awesome.
I think the most important thing at this point is to do the anti-rain dance. We will be lucky to get this one in tonight.
In summary, Nick, live on the outside corner BUT not at the expense of free passes. If it means throwing a meatball down the middle, it is
better than a free pass. There’s a very slim chance of the person hitting a HR and a very good chance of us making a play on batted balls
so first priority is the outside corner and priority 1a is to just throw strikes!
On offense……not much can be said. We took walks when they were issued, we ran the bases with aggression and intelligence. We scored 16
runs.
Keep up the good work!
May 16th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
HAHAHA you guys aren’t playing tonight
May 16th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
I will let the Ropes play.
Also, Scott is gay.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
yeah he is a homo
May 16th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
I am looking for a large black penis
May 16th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
I’m right here - come and get me!
May 16th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
I made $17 for standing in the rain for 15 minutes….what a bunch of suckas!!!
May 17th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Did you guys like my scooter?
May 17th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Tell that queer in the chevy not to peel out and spit rocks all over my scooter.
May 18th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Guess what guys? I found a way to fuck you over again. Drink up and help pay for my new liver
May 20th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
I like playing with hoses
May 21st, 2008 at 11:34 am
Stop picking on my brother - you know the gay, blind ump that made you guys play without the proper water sport safety equipment! He rides a scooter because his license got revoked for too many DUIs. That’s where the drunk bum bar owner found him - in AA.
And yes…..he really is blind in one eye and definitely probably gay too!!!
May 28th, 2008 at 11:57 am
Big game tonight against the Fat Cats. Ropes trying to stay undefeated.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
If anyone is looking for me I will be in a very small box on Katie’s dresser.
May 28th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
I will be the crusty stuff covering the sock under the dresser.
May 29th, 2008 at 12:23 am
I am the big fleshy tunnel that many men like to “drive” into.
May 29th, 2008 at 7:50 am
you guys are immature
May 29th, 2008 at 10:33 am
I am Matt and I love you guys.
May 30th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Where are our updated pictures?
June 2nd, 2008 at 1:39 pm
I used to live in Matt’s Anoos then I accidentally got picked up by the crusty sock under the dresser on one particulalry sloppy session. It is cold and dark under the dresser. I miss Matt’s warm, although smelly, Anoos.
June 2nd, 2008 at 1:40 pm
We are your bitches
June 2nd, 2008 at 1:44 pm
We are going to kick the snot out of you little queers tomorrow night!!! What a bunch of fags you guys are with this board! I’m so glad I found it. I’m going to tell everyone we play to visit this blog to see the sh!t you guys talk. Getting your asses kicked in the games will be the least of your worries!!!
June 2nd, 2008 at 9:04 pm
That bastard tried to clip me and tape me to his head.
June 3rd, 2008 at 8:13 am
The worst part about being me is that my best friend is a pu$$y, I am always hanging around with these two nuts and my neighbor is an a$$hole!
June 4th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
OK, so I was wrong - you guys are fuckin’ awesome!!!! If you don’t win it all it will likely be because that drunken ass has done something to derail the championship run.
Oh, and I promise I won’t tell anyone else about this message board.
P.S. I love you